DATING TIPS:KNOW WHO THEY ARE.

October 07, 2013

I know that headline is going to attract you people..Spoilt children,awon oniranu ..you sha want to be in a relationship so u can be getting constant action. *Tueh* Master jesus will redeem your soul.

Well...this is a rough sketch about people with their month of birth.... :D Get to know some of their characteristics concerning dating.. Enjoy.

END MARCH-MID APRIL (3/21 - 4/19)
This ones ehn....very stubborn..their ladies too are very tough...selfish most times...you must be intriging ,interesting..you must keep the flame or else your ass na for dustbin..they leave you straight up or cheat..Dont do 'sememe' for them..If they try rubbish give them double..they want someone as tough as them but lovng at the same time

END APRIL- END MAY (4/20-5/20)
This ones are fun actually....Friendly....Most of them are flirts.they are the ones with side chicks and s**t ..They love that their main girl like crazy but they cant help it. I dont know much about their ladies but both male and female are extremely ambitious and sturborn..If you try rubbish with this ones they will just burn your range rover or kidnap your mom ...they dont take sh**.

   END OF MAY-END OF JUNE (5/21-6/20)
This peope....i cant describe them...they are the special ones..you can never forget them coming into your life..you experience new spice. They are very choosy,you have to be interesting; no boring idiats please.They are very complicated in a very annoying and foolish way..They like you today and you give them butterflies but tomorrow your just another human being. They always play the field before settling down,kinda shy but dont mind them,they are freaks. And try dirty words with them on bed..LOL ;-) .And never treat them with less feeling ,they would leave you before you blink.


    END OF JUNE-MID JULY(6/21-7/22)

Let me laugh first(LMAO) This human beings......Very special in a way too...Quiet,Shy, they have a very snobbish face and approach most times. Their men are actually...(pause...thinks) Very annoying (lol) But really sweet in a way,they have so many female friends you did actually think they cheating,but i think they only cheat when you dont meet up with their emotional needs (feel free to burn his car if he cheats,he would cry. I promise) . Very emotional people. Their girls are also really cool,good cooks, they love sex :-| those gals *tueh* . Dont let their shy nature deceive you,they are devilish freaks ..they love nasty things. Very good friends but they hate too many people on them.

END OF JULY-MID OF AUGUST (7/23-8/22)
Stubbornness is dancing in this ones lifes *tongue out* ..Make sure they are deeply in love with you before you go into any thing them..dont be deceived. They are the ones with most flings/exes. Good people tho,espically their girls.

   END OF AUGUST- MID OF SEPTEMBER(8/23-9/22)
   This set of people need rehab for their anger issues.. They are very funny tho...Ones they pick you,its you for a long time. Most of them hates public display of affrection..They are impatient and mostly shy.

    END OF SEPT.-MID OCTOBER(9/23-10/22)
   The ladies here are boy freaks..yes..i said it..BOY FREAKS. Their body use to shake if they have not seen boy in a day..*shior*. But pretty ladies ,malice keepers ... Their dudes are quiet romantic. Dont be suprised if your gf is in this category & shes cheating :-P sorry bruh. Very sociable,charming,caring.


     END OF OCT.- END OF NOV. (10/23 -11/21)

Feel free to punch this ones in the face...their mouth is a running tap with a spoilt close mechanism, but the good thing is what comes out is the true but in a very snobbish and rude way. Emotional babies..sha let us love them before they cry.

        END OF NOV.-MID DEC(11/22-12/21)
They hardly like long relationship...they get tired at some point and start acting all b*tc#y on you . But go back to the good days and bring the flame back..they are all yours again .

       END OF DEC. -MID OF JAN. (12/22-1/19)
          They love playing the field like the june people but they still keep playing the field after getting into a relationship ... They make the best runz girls and sugar daddies. But they are ambitious..so you can stick with them if you love money. Lol

             END OF JAN.-MID OF FEB (1/20-2/18)
   LOL......BORING....LOVING...WORRIES A LOT...GOOD FRIEND..NICE...they hate been hurt ...hence they withhold from relationships, but you need to learn hurt is part of the love game.

END OF FEB-MID MARCH (2/19-3/20)
Emotional,caring....loves with their whole heart ... But some end up cheating on you for some dumb a*s reason...then would come back to beg you....kick them in the face jooor. They also always try to get involved..so love them sha, before they jump inside lagoon.

        Mehn..this story is long oo *yawn*
All in all.....June peeps are the best lovers!! Kee yourself :-P .

                                    Peace.